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The Worst Movies of 2016

This past year offered plenty of bad movies, but unfunny comedies, shabby horror movies, and excruciating documentaries truly challenged the critics at Wylie Writes.  Here are some of their “Worst Of” lists, and don’t forget to click highlighted titles for reviews.

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Race

Jesse Owens is a fascinating individual and he absolutely deserves a biopic, but Race is not it.  Interestingly enough, the title gives away many of the film’s faults: it conflates racism and running to an uncomfortable degree.  Stephen Hopkins’ movie is almost completely devoid of subtlety – it’s so naive, it hurts.

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Palio

I’m glad I watched Cosima Spender’s Palio in private.  The graphic crashes during the valuable Palio horse race in Siena, Italy had me wincing and moaning.  It was enough to make me shush myself.

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The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

By: Trevor Jeffery There are some people who do physical challenges for the fun of it, and some people who participate in physical challenges for the accomplishment.  Then, there are some people who do physical challenges because of self-loathing, mental lapse or aptitude for enduring pain.  The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young is a documentary about all of these folks.

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Serial (Bad) Weddings

By: Addison Wylie Serial (Bad) Weddings is a funny flick before it gets cold feet. Christian Clavier is the deadpan Claude Verneuil, a father who is constantly faced with cultural differences.  Three daughters all marry over the course of three years, and all fall in love with men of different cultural backgrounds.  The Verneuil’s welcome Chinese, Muslim, and Jewish ethnicities.  The men are all standoffish with each other, the women are defensive, and the parents…

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Need for Speed

By: Addison Wylie Need for Speed is an awesome movie.  And, not in the way you call Patrick Swayze’s Road House “awesome” after a couple of beers.  It’s a film that legitimately has so many exhilarating moments, you’ll want to watch it again as soon as the credits start rolling. Don’t get me wrong though.  The film has plenty of corn and cheese to go around.  Luckily, it all happens within the first 30 minutes….